Muppets March Madness, Round 3

To see how close the voting was in Round 2, plus YouTube tributes to our fallen Muppets, click here. Here’s what the bracket looks like now: . It’s clear that no one is safe now, as we vote to determine who will make up the Muppet Final Four. Kermit or Swedish … Get hard

Alan Rickman Needs His Own Show

Since every single channel and your Uncle (Grandpa) stream original content these days, you can’t go an hour without discovering a new show that you HAVE TO WATCH, or else you’re not binge watching media content correctly. So, naturally, it’s my job to come up with more. Or, more accurately, … Get hard

“George of the Jungle” Drinking Game

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE is an unabashed TARZAN ripoff, but in America, if you can get away with it, ripoffs are celebrated and become franchises all their own. Yay laws of parody. Believe it or not, GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE began as a cartoon series in 1967 (intro, above),  created … Get hard

Muppets March Madness, Round 2

Round 1 of Muppets March Madness has ended, and we have our first batch of winners and losers. For an expanded look at the results, including the margins of victory, click here. Otherwise, we’re on to Round 2. The favorites fared well in the first round, but are we headed for … Get hard

Juvenile Journalism: Missouri Waltz vs. Vandelay Industries

An Existential Crisis, Burbank, CA (March 16th, 2014) – Well, fuck. This is easily the hardest column I’ve had to write since taking on the unenviable task of covering the Missouri Waltz softball team. It might very well be the hardest thing I’ve had to write, ever, and that includes … Get hard

Fan Friction: “Sherlock” or “Elementary”?

An avid BBC fan, when SHERLOCK came out my initial reaction was to die of excitement before ever even watching a single episode. Then I watched it. Then I became obsessed. It’s brilliant, clever, interesting, full of talented – and beautiful! – actors, it’s superbly written with great characters and … Get hard

March Madness Drinking Game

College is all about binge drinking. Why can’t college basketball be? 2014’s March Madness begins today, and we’ve already seen buckets full of excitement. While Gus Johnson’s departure from CBS has made the world a sad/worse place, and made drinking games harder to craft, it’s still time to celebrate underage drinking, … Get hard