The Definitive “Commando” Drinking Game

Alternate title: The “Commando” Drinking Game. Fuck you, asshole. Some people love their Disney and others love their Tarantino, but let’s be honest here, classic Arnold Schwarzenegger movies are the best. Especially if we’re talking movie drinking games! From quotable one-liners to ridiculous feats of strength, 80s Arnold flicks were … Get hard

Andy-ventures: Hyperion Hotel, Beer Belly, Dog Shit, Doctor Whomprov

Some of you might wonder what the fuck an Andy-venture is. Most of you probably don’t care. It’s basically an ongoing travel column, where I’m normally stuffing my face with awesome food, better beer, ignoring the sights, and end up making a fool of myself in some way by the … Get hard

Movie Drinking Game: “Seattle Superstorm” Edition

You likely haven’t heard of SEATTLE SUPERSTORM, one of SyFy’s sci-fi tales of woe and weather. Unfortunately for you, that’s about to change. The 2012 release stars CAPRICA’s Essai Morales and a slew of actors I can’t even pretend to care about. You don’t need me to tell you it’s … Get hard