BLACK WIDOW: Rise of the Heroine?

A BLACK WIDOW film has been… listed. Not “announced” per say, but it has its own IMDb page so gosh golly gee, it must be true! We, the people, have been surrounded by every superhero imaginable for years now (how many versions of Batman and Superman have we suffered through … Get hard

Harry Potter And Round 2 Of The March Madness Triwizard Tournament

[adrotate banner=”13″] On Monday, we launched the first round of the March Madness-style HARRY POTTER themed bracket. After four days of routs, combined with a few upsets (Oliver Wood for Prime Minister) that Professor Trelawney likely could have predicted in her sleep (which is how she does her predictions), NOW … Get hard

Harry Potter And The Unforgivable Bracket Results, Round 1 [Updated]

[adrotate banner=”15″] This past Monday, this silly HP-themed bracket was launched on this website that, I’ll tell ya, doesn’t pay well. We’re officially through with the opening round, with Round 2 kicking off NOW. To vote, GO HERE. Over the course of the tournament, I, your thrilling/but totally bored host, … Get hard

Superhero Movie Guidebook: ‘KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park’

Welcome to the Superhero Movie Guidebook! For an introduction to this series, click here. Check here for past entries and future updates every Thursday. Today, our chronological march through every live-action superhero movie lands at Citizen Kane KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, an NBC TV movie from 1978. It … Get hard

[Updated] Harry Potter And The March Madness Triwizard Tournament

[adrotate banner=”69″] To many, J.K. Rowling’s magical book series, and WB’s 8-film franchise was their everything. On July 21st, 2007, the final chapter, HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS came out in the UK and the U.S. On July 15th, 2011, the film series unveiled its last hurrah, seemingly putting a … Get hard

Lee Jordan And The Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Bracketology

Blessed with an abundance of time on my hands after PotterWatch (thankfully) no longer needed managing, I thought I might lend my commentary to this silly March Madness-style bracket (above). VOTE HERE. Who’s a sleeper? Who will the glass slippers fit; who are the Cinderellas of the Yule Ball? WHO … Get hard

“Poseidon Rex” Drinking Game

The creature feature is one of life’s greatest and eternal pleasures, and thanks to director Mark L. Lester, come April 18th, we will have a movie that can be aptly described as JURASSIC PARK meets JAWS. It has the enviable tag line: “Half Dinosaur! Half Sea Monster! All Trouble!” and was born … Get hard

Harry Potter And The March Madness Triwizard Tournament

[adrotate banner=”15″] To many, J.K. Rowling’s magical book series, and WB’s 8-film franchise was their everything. On July 21st, 2007, the final chapter, HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS came out in the UK and the U.S. On July 15th, 2011, the film series unveiled its last hurrah, seemingly putting a … Get hard