FAN FRICTION: MARATHONING RUINS LIVES

In the recent weeks since coddling my broken heart post-annual-Buffython, I’ve marathoned LUTHER, tried again unsuccessfully to get into ROBIN HOOD, got through HEMLOCK GROVE (and totally fell off the bandwagon because WTF is that show?!), caught up with TRUE BLOOD (still not sure why. I was a season behind … Get hard

Co-Ed Softball: Missouri Waltz vs. The Cobras

The Burbank Gazette Missouri Waltz, Week 7 By Andy Greene/Lt. Eckhart/Maury Chessel Von’s Smelly Parking Lot, Burbank, CA (March 10th, 2014) – There’s a time in every person’s life when they have to look inside themselves, and wonder: is it worth it? Do I have what it takes? Am I … Get hard

Men’s Softball: The Missouri Waltz vs. The Bang Bros.

Since last week, I’ve been the beat reporter for a Burbank Men’s softball team, called the Missouri Waltz, bizarrely named after the state song of Missouri. This is (only the beginning of) their (long, rambling) story. Piss-Stained Park Bench, Burbank, CA (February 23, 2014) – Coming off an unfathomable last … Get hard