Burbank – Seven Inches of Your Time

Juvenile Journalism: Missouri Waltz vs. Vandelay Industries

By Andy March 24, 2014 March 24, 2014 Seven Inches Of Your Time, The Wanderer

An Existential Crisis, Burbank, CA (March 16th, 2014) – Well, fuck. This is easily the hardest column I’ve had to write since taking on the unenviable task of covering the Missouri Waltz softball team. It might very well be the hardest thing I’ve had to write, ever, and that includes … Get hard

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Men’s Softball: The Missouri Waltz vs. The Bang Bros.

By Andy February 27, 2014 February 27, 2014 Seven Inches Of Your Time

Since last week, I’ve been the beat reporter for a Burbank Men’s softball team, called the Missouri Waltz, bizarrely named after the state song of Missouri. This is (only the beginning of) their (long, rambling) story. Piss-Stained Park Bench, Burbank, CA (February 23, 2014) – Coming off an unfathomable last … Get hard