Anyway, I’m all about William of Orange; I love me some Glorious Revolution. You bring up some excellent candidates. But there are many spaces available between #11 and #879, and I can guarantee every one of those would have beat out the taste atrocity that are carrots. Perhaps one day I’ll go back and fill in all those slots, but right now, you don’t pay me enough. 😉

Still though. I don’t feel great about not having the Thing above goldfish.

First off: Carrots are GREAT. Even when I didn’t like vegetables, I could eat the SHIT out of carrots.

I thought I’d point out some notable snubs, since you were too busy sucking the sun’s dick (brown noser) to get this list correctly. It’s clobberin’ time.

NOTE: Most of yours are almost exclusively orange (or permanently in the yellow/red continuum), but Tigers aren’t, so I extrapolated.

1. The Ever-Lovin’ Blue-Eyed THING.

2. So their house colors are scarlet and gold, but with a bad screen resolution, gold is orange: Gryffindor. But more importantly, what ABOUT THE WEASLEY FAMILY? Technically they’re redheads, but we both know they essentially have orange hair.

3. You bastard, you forgot Ernie (as in ____ & Bert). This also reminds me that you forgot several Muppets you undoubtedly love, like Animal, or Beaker.

4. Classic Aquaman.

5. Orange Soda. Maybe I have a crush (get it?), but orange and Grape soda were two of childhood’s greatest treasures. Orange remains a pleasure, whereas I don’t know what the fuck we (as a childhood collective) were thinking with Grape Soda.

6. Cheetos, though you got the snack aisle covered, with Doritos and Goldfish.

7. Reese’s. While not technically orange, the packaging is, and that’s the kind of loophole I’d exploit when crafting this list.

8. CANDY CORN. Some loathe it. I don’t.

9. I’ve never watched Orange is the New Black, but I feel like there was a missed opportunity for a joke there.

10. Garfield.

11. The lions in Lion King are pretty orangey and Yosemite Sam’s mustache sometimes is orange (though normally red).

Sidenote: What are your thoughts on William of Orange?