Comments on: 26 Things You Didn’t Know About Andy

By: Father

Father — Thu, 15 May 2014 18:53:29 +0000

We were well aware of his disappearance. But I did not know he went to college, I always thought that was a lie and he had decided to follow his life long dream of joining the harlem globe trotters. I too have some fun facts about our boy.
1 he has never lost a tooth, they are all guarded safely once they leave his mouth.
2 Andy has saved the world twice, both times involved a swordfish and half a keg.
3. Andy helped a women give birth under water, while participating in a surfing competition and he won.
4 as a child andy was bald, he started growing his facial hair at age 13, which he had now developed into an extremely elaborate comb over.
6 he is gooder at math than me
9 hes a smalltown girl, living im a lonely world.
Were proud of you son.

By: David Youngblood

David Youngblood — Thu, 15 May 2014 15:52:08 +0000

My goodness, I might not know this guy at all after all. Well done, Mom, if that is your real name.

Your list opens up so many questions:
– Do you have photos of all of those Halloween costumes? More importantly, can you post them?
– So was Andy’s wardrobe entirely velcro til age 8 or so? Were zippers simply too complex for him to crack?
– What’s behind the James Madison hate? Did Andy have to do a traumatizing report on Madison, or has he just never heard of Andrew Jackson, George W. Bush, etc.? Is Andy upset about the War of 1812? Or did Andy take a very strong stance against the Bank of the United States? I bet that was it.
– Sorry for #8 in my post. There’s a 65% chance I wouldn’t have written that if I had known his mom would read it.

By: mom

mom — Thu, 15 May 2014 05:19:47 +0000

12 THINGS THAT YOU REALLY DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT ANDY

1. He liked Grumpy and Dopey best but when it was time to pick his first lunch box for kindergarten, he chose Bashful.
2. Andy memorized the batting averages of the entire Mariner roster, but didn’t use a locker for fear he would forget the combination.
3. Andy has a rather amusing collection of novelty boxers; he has been wearing some of them for several years.
4. David is right about Jay Buhner – but then, isn’t Bone everybody’s favorite baseball player?
5. Andy makes lists. Lots of them.
6. Andy can’t operate a stick shift, but he can type 326 words per minute.
7. Halloween costumes, in order of appearance: dragon, tiger, Spiderman (same year as the tiger), the White Ranger, Wolfman, a mummy, Zorro, a headless man, Wolverine, Harry Potter (so who wasn’t that year?) Max of the wild things, Clark Kent, and Burt (not the one with Ernie, though that has potential for a future year). He doesn’t show any signs of giving this holiday up.
8. Andy has flat feet but a well rounded education.
9. Andy’s favorite TNMT was Donatello. I expect he will some day be a sculptor.
10. Andy didn’t wear anything with buttons, snaps, zippers or laces until 3rd grade.
11. Andy’s least favorite president is James Madison.
12. Andy would like to find Chelsea