My First (And Last) CSI Experience: “CSI: Cyber” Pilot Review

In nearly 27 years of existence, I’ve never watched an episode of any Crime Scene Investigation in its entirety. I’m not sure how that’s even possible, and it might not even be true (I may have tried CSI: NY‘s pilot because Gary Sinise), but I consider it one of my crowning pop culture achievements. … Get hard

Andy’s Creek or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love “Dawson’s Creek”

Note: As long as you avoid the song videos below, there really aren’t any Dawson’s Creek spoilers in the following. Dawson’s Creek is my favorite television show. That’s no secret; it invariably comes up in less time than it takes to pee. My life is inextricably linked with my favorite residents … Get hard

I’ll Miss “How I Met Your Mother”

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER changed my life. On September 19th, 2005, Barney Stinson promised Ted: “I’m going to teach you how to live.” But really, he could’ve been talking to all of us. Over the span of nine seasons, HIMYM became more than a funny sitcom. Thanks to one … Get hard