Muppets March Madness: CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND

And so, it all comes down to this. The Muppets were created in 1955, and nearly 60 years later, we’re about to definitively determine which one is the absolute greatest; this is obviously a fully scientific process that will present an undisputed champion. Your final two Muppets are: Animal vs. Beaker … Get hard

Muppets March Madness: The Final Four

32 Muppets entered, and only four remain. Your Muppets Final Four are: The Round 3 results were: (2) Swedish Chef (54.5%) defeats (1) Kermit (45.5%) (2) Animal (50.8%) defeats (4) Rizzo (49.2%) (2) Beaker (58.9%) defeats (1) Fozzie (41.1%) (2) Statler & Waldorf (61%) defeat (1) Gonzo (39%) Fozzie is … Get hard

Random Rankings: Best Fictional Movie Presidents

GET OFF MY PLANE EDITION. As far as I’m concerned, this list should really only be two entries long. But I’ll attempt to come up with a few fictional movie heads of state that also deserve recognition. Before I begin, I just want to clarify: this isn’t a list of portrayals … Get hard

Muppets March Madness, Round 2

Round 1 of Muppets March Madness has ended, and we have our first batch of winners and losers. For an expanded look at the results, including the margins of victory, click here. Otherwise, we’re on to Round 2. The favorites fared well in the first round, but are we headed for … Get hard

Random Power Rankings: 17 Fake Shows Better Than “Almost Human”

Last night, FOX’s ALMOST HUMAN likely met its merciful end, its 13th episode and season finale whimpering to its lowest ratings thus far. Normally, when a high concept sci-fi show gets cancelled on FOX or otherwise, it’s time for an uproar and decades of bemoaning the snubbed show’s fate. ALMOST … Get hard

Not So Random Power Rankings: The Oscars

Don’t run away. This isn’t another in a long line of Oscars prediction columns where we pretend we know the bizarre criteria in which voters select winners (I like to think it somehow involves the infallible logic, belied by the weights & pulley system, found in Monty Python). No, this … Get hard